[Allen is an usher at a wedding and has recently ended a relationship]
Wedding Guest: Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?
Allen Bauer: She's not coming! What, do you want your money back?!
Wedding Guest: Hey, Allen!
Allen Bauer: She left me! She moved out and my life's shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!
Wedding Guest: Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?
Allen Bauer: She's not coming! What, do you want your money back?!
Wedding Guest: Hey, Allen!
Allen Bauer: She left me! She moved out and my life's shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!
[Allen is an usher at a wedding and has recently ended a relationship]
Wedding Guest : Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?
Allen Bauer : She's not coming! What, do you want your money back?!
Wedding Guest : Hey, Allen!
Allen Bauer : She left me! She moved out and my life's shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!
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