Burger-Beard quotes
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There's only one thing worse than talking birds, and that would be... SINGING BIRDS!
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And so, Bikini Bottom became an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore. The end! [closes the book, then stands up and stretches]
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And so, it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do. [Burger Beard shuts the book]
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All right, you feathered rats, time to shove off!
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The story of how Bikini Bottom was brought to its knees when its beloved Krabby Patty formula was stolen by me, Burger Beard.
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Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
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Oh, Kyle... How can I say no to you?