Stripes quotes

48 total quotes

Capt. Stillman
Dewey Oxburger
John Winger
Russell Ziskey
Sgt. Hulka

View Quote Hari Krishna! Hari Krushna! Krishna, Krishna...

View Quote I bet you can't do five push-ups, right now. Let's go, five good ones.

View Quote I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.

View Quote Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

View Quote My doctor says I've been swallowing a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas.

View Quote My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots. I don't think I've ever been this happy.

View Quote Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

View Quote Sergeant, I don't think we should march today. You know it's the cold and flu season.

View Quote We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.

View Quote We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 in 1.

View Quote Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

View Quote Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

View Quote You better hit those bunks, my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.

View Quote [after having sex with an MP in General Barnicke's footlocker] Well...that was interesting.

View Quote [Sergeant Hulka is on the ground after getting blown off of a tower] Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?