Captain Stillman : Well, explain yourselves. Dewey Oxburger : We were going to the Bingo parlour...at the YMCA. Well, one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up and... Captain Stillman : Shut up. Dewey Oxburger : Okay, Sir. Captain Stillman : You men are a disgrace! Maybe a few days in the stockade will help you change your rotten attitudes. Cruiser : But um, we're supposed to graduate tomorrow, sir. Captain Stillman : That's even better. Tomorrow you're going to be on parade in front of General Barnicke. And when he sees what total **** ups you really are, I will personally recommend that the whole platoon will repeat the entire course of basic training.

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