Melanie Carmichael quotes
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Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!
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Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.
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You dumb stubborn redneck hick.
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Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.
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[Drunk, at the bar] Oh Bobby Ray....why don't you just go to a gay bar.
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The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.
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You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.
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[After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that!