Sydney White quotes

37 total quotes

View Quote [staring at a drying sports bra]
Spanky: Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

View Quote [Waiting for Sydney to come down for her first date with Tyler]
Terrence: Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Tyler: Me too.
Gurkin: If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada.
Tyler: Wow.
George: Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.

View Quote AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!

View Quote And I think I'm in love with a dork!

View Quote As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.

View Quote Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.

View Quote Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare.

View Quote I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy.

View Quote I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt.

View Quote I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.

View Quote If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is.

View Quote It is so hard to find a decent gluten free soy patty.

View Quote It's a disease... one without a cure.

View Quote Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.

View Quote Kappas could use a girl like you.