Reese Bobby quotes
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[getting thrown out of Applebee's] I'm a veteran! And a diabetic! Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!
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You shut up, you little potlicker, I'll put you in a microwave!
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If you ain't first, you're last!
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[Getting thrown out of Ricky's school] You people are in the wrong on this one! So in the wrong! This is egregious! You hear me? Egregious!
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[on smoking in school] It's okay, I'm a volunteer fireman.
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[to Ricky's class] You don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher. She wants you to go slow, but it's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.
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You need to learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothin' more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.
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Close the door and come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.
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[after Ricky punches him in the nose] Hey, son? Son! Did this go good?
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[to Ricky who is delivering pizza on a bike] Hey, is that a Huffy? That's a nice-lookin' bike, boy!
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Whoa! I gotta lay off the peyote.
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You got hair on your peaches or what?
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I told you not to put the damn onions on my steak
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[on "first or last"] I was high when I said that! That makes no sense at all! I mean, you could be second, third, fourth-- hell, you could even be fifth!