Andy Washburn quotes

View Quote Everyone has their weaknesses, okay! Superman has Kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. You know? Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown...or vice versa.

View Quote [From Outtakes] (voice distorted from laughing gas) I sound like Barry White's illegtimate white grandson.

View Quote I'm not a very good driver!

View Quote I remember savin' this one, I remember savin' this one. Oh, hey, Jesse!

View Quote You calm down now, lady!

View Quote (after changing from police uniform to everyday clothes) You didn't see my nads, did ya?

View Quote (to Belle while on stakeout) So, you got guy problems, huh? Overheard you and your man on the phone. Want a little bit of wisdom from the man side? I'll give it to you. Men, are like cats, you know? Sure, we'll play with the ball of yarn, unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn. Trick is, hide the ball of yarn. (laughs) But, don't hide it where you can't find it, you know? "Hey what's the ball of yarn doin' in the fridge?" Whatever, you know what I'm sayin'?