[a library full of sperm samples falls over John, spilling everything]
John: ****! ****! ****! ****! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinkin' it in! [to Ted] You gotta ****in' help me! Oh, my God! It's in my ****in' mouth!
Ted: Hold on. I gotta post this on Facebook.
John: NO!!!
[Ted snaps a photograph of him]
Ted: [types on his phone] #GrrMondays.
[a nurse walks in]
Nurse: Oh, my God!
John: Look, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Ted: We swear to God, it was an accident! We're so sorry!
Nurse: Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
Ted: Oh, ya hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.
John: ****! ****! ****! ****! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinkin' it in! [to Ted] You gotta ****in' help me! Oh, my God! It's in my ****in' mouth!
Ted: Hold on. I gotta post this on Facebook.
John: NO!!!
[Ted snaps a photograph of him]
Ted: [types on his phone] #GrrMondays.
[a nurse walks in]
Nurse: Oh, my God!
John: Look, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Ted: We swear to God, it was an accident! We're so sorry!
Nurse: Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
Ted: Oh, ya hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.
[a library full of sperm samples falls over John, spilling everything]
John : ****! ****! ****! ****! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinkin' it in! [to Ted] You gotta ****in' help me! Oh, my God! It's in my ****in' mouth!
Ted : Hold on. I gotta post this on Facebook.
John : NO!!!
[Ted snaps a photograph of him]
Ted : [types on his phone] #GrrMondays.
[a nurse walks in]
Nurse : Oh, my God!
John : Look, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Ted : We swear to God, it was an accident! We're so sorry!
Nurse : Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
Ted : Oh, ya hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.
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