Michelangelo quotes

View Quote [as he is watching "The Tortoise & The Hare"] Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you're letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don't just...! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!

View Quote [He avoids an attack by retracting his head inside his shell. He then pops his head out again and punches the ninja.] God, I love being a turtle!

View Quote Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'

View Quote Oh, and I want no anchovies. And I mean, no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?!