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[to Aurora] Momma, that's the first time I stopped hugging first. I like that.
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[to Flap] Raising three children, working full-time, and chasing women requires a lot more energy than you have. You know, one of the nicest qualities about you has always been that you recognized your weaknesses. Don't lose that quality now just when you need it the most.
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[to Melanie] Gorgeous isn't everything.
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[to Vernon] Don't worship me until I've earned it.