Nick Naylor quotes
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After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he too could shoot college students.
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How many alcohol related deaths a year? 100,000? That's, what, 270 a day? Tragedy.
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I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names.
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I front an organization that kills 1,200 people a day.
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The message Hollywood needs to send out is that smoking is cool. We can put the sex back into cigarettes.
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Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.
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The number 1 killer in America is cholesterol, and here comes Senator Finisterre who's clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont cheddar cheese.
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These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath … or a European.
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You know that guy that can get any girl? I'm him … on crack.
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Everyone's got a mortgage to pay. [inner monologue] The Yuppie Nuremberg defense.