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Nigel Tufnel
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It's like space without the stars.
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
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Joe "Mama" Besser (19??-1983) Cause of death: Missing, presumed dead, or playing jazz.
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Mick Shrimpton (1948-1982) Cause of death: On-stage explosion.
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Oh. This piece is called Lick My Love-Pump.
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Peter "James" Bond (1949-1977) Cause of death: Spontaneous combustion
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Richard "Ric" Shrimpton (1948-?) Cause of death: No one knows what happened to Ric. None of the band members thought to ask each other. We've also heard that he sold his dialysis machine for drugs, and we assumed he died.
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That's not to say I haven't had my visionary moments. I've taken acid seventy five, seventy-six times.
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The Dukes of Rock rock.
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These go up to eleven.
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They died. Nice person, really... He's dead, you know... Yeah, he died...
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We do not strive for perfection, because "perfection is the destination, imperfection is the journey".
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We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries - David and Nigel. They're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries; it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.
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We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.
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Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.