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If a huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors. They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room, you guys will come.
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Dear God, I'd like to pray for a second. It's me, Jonah Hill...from Moneyball.
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This is no dream! This is really happening! NO!
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Something, um, not that chill happened last night.
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You will drown in a river of blood. The end of days is here. You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come. Judgement Day is upon you. The Apocalypse is NIGH!
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I'm gonna titty-**** you, Seth. [Seth Rogen: DON'T TITTY-**** ME!] What are they, big B's or small C's? I'm gonna push your titties together. PUSH 'EM TOGETHER!