Three Musketeers, The (1973) quotes

View Quote [Our heroes have been surprised by the Cardinal's Guard about to begin a duel]
Jussac: Ah! Musketeers! Dueling in defiance of the Edicts!
Athos: This is a private matter, sir, will you please be on your way?
Jussac: We have a duty to suppress disorder and arrest brawlers: put up your swords and come along with us, eh?
Athos: Impossible!
Porthos: Unthinkable!
Aramis: Unlikely...
Jussac: Then, we must charge you!
[The Cardinal's Guardsmen all draw]
Aramis: There are six of them, and we are only three!
D'artagnan: [impulsively] No, four!
Porthos: You're not one of us!
Athos: This is not your affair, boy.
D'artagnan: I may not have the tunic, but I have the heart of a Musketeer!
Jussac: Young man, you may retire -- save your skin, and quickly!
[D'artagnan shakes his head]
Aramis: What's your name, young man?
D'artagnan: D'artagnan.
Aramis: Very well. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'artagnan -- Swords!

View Quote [Portos' lovely hat has been sliced in half in fighting the Cardinal's Guard]
Porthos: God's blood!! Look at that...! Ruined by you and your, your street-corner ruffians! By God, you'll pay for it! [Rifles the purse of a fallen Guardsman] Ten pistoles it cost me! :[Reconsiders on seeing the contents of the purse] No— twenty! Twenty pistoles! And twenty more, as a fine to teach you manners! Hah! Jussac!
Jussac: Thief!
Porthos: What!
Aramis: There, there! Charity is one of the cardinal virtues!

View Quote [after having been challenged to duels by Athos, Porthos and Aramis] If I'm going to be killed, at least it will be by a musketeer!

View Quote [Of Porthos' and Aramis' tennis-playing skills] I'd rather wager on a Huguenot for the Papacy than gamble on you two!

View Quote A gallop, a skirmish, a thrust or two, what would you? It's a day's work!

View Quote Forgive me, madam, but I must kill your friend.

View Quote I've never washed the legs of a woman—but I have done a horse. With a horse, you...start at the top.

View Quote Let me tell you something about this...inconvenient gentleman of yours. His name is Rochefort. He's the Cardinal's living blade, and he is deadly. And, as for this Rochefort, if you see him walking on the other side of the road one day, don't bother to cross it, that's all.

View Quote You'll find, young man, the future looks rosier through the bottom of a glass.