Most scenes together: D'Artagnan & Girard (13), Aramis & Girard (10), Porthos & Girard (9)
I don't believe you've suffered the burden of chastity.
Perhaps you're right.
I was making an observation, not an offer.
A word of caution, Milady, a snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you!
And with a flick of my wrist, [inches the blade closer] I could change your religion.
Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
Why not?
I'm fighting him.
Not until one o'clock.
I have a duel with him, too.
Not until two o'clock.
This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America.
There's no Queen of America
I beg to differ, infant, we're on quite intimate terms unless you can prove otherwise.
Oh I see, it's twit of the month, come to challenge the mighty Porthos.
We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!
You're right! Something red! [Porthos ducks back into the carriage and Athos laughs. A moment later Porthos reappears with a different bottle] For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabnernet. [To D'Artagnan] You can't have any, you're too young.
How pathetic, killed by the same man that killed his father.
You killed my father?!?
Oh, yes. As I will you.
Porthos the Pirate?! Aaah! [Jump into the ocean]
Pirate?
I told you I was famous.
D'Artagnan: They're shooting at us!
We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!
You're right. Something red. [Goes back down to find a bottle of wine]
Congratulations Porthos, you've brought down the house.
Oh, drat, I was trying to hit Rochefort.
A remarkable woman. The most beautiful I've ever known... and the deadliest. Which would explain my attraction.
Ah, thank you. You broke my fall perfectly. I do apologize for the inconvenience.
Ah, yes. That is usually the first. But really, your majesty, why stop there. There are so much more festive variations. I make oaths with pagan gods... seduce the queen in her own chamber. Teach pigs to dance and horses to fly... [smiles] and keep the moon carefully hidden within the folds of my robe. Have I forgotten anything?
Three duels in one day...
