Tin Cup quotes

57 total quotes

Dr. Molly Griswold
Multiple Characters
Romeo Posar
Roy McAvoy

View Quote [to Molly] "****." "Shit." These are technical golf terms. You're using them on your first lesson. This is promising.

View Quote [to Molly] I'm going to qualify for the U.S. Open and kick your boyfriend's ass. Whatever you think of me, you should know he hates old people, children, and dogs.

View Quote [to Roy] You won't listen to me, will you? Even when I'm trying to help you, man. After all these years you think I'm full of shit?

View Quote [to Roy] You're a head case. You always have been, always will be.

View Quote Does my inner child need a spanking?

View Quote I can always tell when someone's lying to himself. But I'm susceptible and frequently wrong when a person lies to me.

View Quote I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.

View Quote Look, boss, I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.

View Quote Way I'm swinging today, nothing bugs me except insufficient applause.

View Quote Well, what the hell? You ride her until she bucks you or don't ride at all.

View Quote Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?

View Quote You know someone once said that golf and sex are the only two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy.