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Andy's Mom: I'm sorry honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
Wheezy the Penguin: What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there. [He points out the window to a yard sale.]
Geri the Cleaner: You can't rush art.
Wheezy the Penguin: What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there. [He points out the window to a yard sale.]
Geri the Cleaner: You can't rush art.
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Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz: (quickly and a bit embarrased) Right, right, of course.
Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz: (quickly and a bit embarrased) Right, right, of course.
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Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
[pause]
Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
[pause]
Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
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Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's--
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
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Buzz Clone: I'll never give in! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz; I am your father.
Buzz Clone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zurg: No, Buzz; I am your father.
Buzz Clone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Channel-surfing]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm already in the 40's. Gotta go around the horn, it's faster.
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm already in the 40's. Gotta go around the horn, it's faster.
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Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz...
Bo Peep: Naah, let him look.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz...
Bo Peep: Naah, let him look.
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Bo: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [coughs] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [coughs] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.
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Rex: How do we get inside?
Buzz : Use your head!
[Cut to the toys using Rex as a battering ram]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
Buzz : Use your head!
[Cut to the toys using Rex as a battering ram]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
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Hamm: Excuse me. Could any of you ladies tell us where we can find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Barbie: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms and accesories in the car at all times, and no flash photography! Thank you!
Mr. Potato: [to himself] I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [jumping into front seat] Then make room for the single fellas!
Barbie: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms and accesories in the car at all times, and no flash photography! Thank you!
Mr. Potato: [to himself] I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [jumping into front seat] Then make room for the single fellas!
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[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue.]
Rabbit: [brief incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit': Uh-huh.
Woody: Run like the wind, Bullseye!
Rabbit: [brief incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit': Uh-huh.
Woody: Run like the wind, Bullseye!
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[Stinky Pete is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie: Prospector?
Woody: You're out of your box!
Prospector: I tried to reason with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
Jessie: Prospector?
Woody: You're out of your box!
Prospector: I tried to reason with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
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Woody: Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.
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[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo! BUZZ! I WAS A YO-YO!!
Mr. Potato: [to Hamm] Was...?!
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo! BUZZ! I WAS A YO-YO!!
Mr. Potato: [to Hamm] Was...?!
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Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.
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Green Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Will you just leave me alone?!
Mr. Potato: Will you just leave me alone?!
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Mr. Potato: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato: Not quite everybody.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]
Buzz: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato: Not quite everybody.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]
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Buzz: Come on, men! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to the back of a rocket?
Everyone: [Reluctantly] No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: [Feeling guilty] Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he did not!
Everyone: [Reluctantly] No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: [Feeling guilty] Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he did not!
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[The toys are trying to enter an apartment building.]
Slinky: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
Mr. Potato: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? [looking at Mr. Potato and Slinky] With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
Slinky: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
Mr. Potato: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? [looking at Mr. Potato and Slinky] With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
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Buzz #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say... traitor?
Buzz: I don't have time for this.
Buzz: I don't have time for this.
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Slinky: We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink!
Slinky: Face it, we're lost.
Mr. Potato: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink!
Slinky: Face it, we're lost.
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Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits...
Jessie: [dangerously] Say that again.
Woody: [enunciating] If the booT. FitS.
Woody: Well, if the boot fits...
Jessie: [dangerously] Say that again.
Woody: [enunciating] If the booT. FitS.
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Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...
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Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Oh boy.
Mrs. Potato: You saved their lives? My hero! Aren't they adorable? Let's adopt them!
Aliens: [Hugging Mr. Potato] Daddy!
Mr. Potato: Oh boy.
Mrs. Potato: You saved their lives? My hero! Aren't they adorable? Let's adopt them!
Aliens: [Hugging Mr. Potato] Daddy!
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Buzz #2: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
Buzz: It's all right, space ranger. [aside] It's a code 546.
Buzz #2: [gasps] You mean it's...?
Buzz: Yes.
Buzz #2: And he's...?
Buzz: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz #2: Your Majesty!
Buzz: It's all right, space ranger. [aside] It's a code 546.
Buzz #2: [gasps] You mean it's...?
Buzz: Yes.
Buzz #2: And he's...?
Buzz: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz #2: Your Majesty!
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Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!
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Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair.
Prospector: Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair - spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, now my patience has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
Prospector: Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair - spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, now my patience has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
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Buzz: Are you still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah. I'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it's all over, I'll have my old pal Buzz Lightyear to keep me company, for infinity and beyond.
Woody: About Andy? Nah. I'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it's all over, I'll have my old pal Buzz Lightyear to keep me company, for infinity and beyond.
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Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
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Slinky: Pardon me, gentlemen, but has any of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, no. I haven't--
Red Robot: Hey, he was talking to me!
Blue Robot: NO, HE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, no. I haven't--
Red Robot: Hey, he was talking to me!
Blue Robot: NO, HE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!
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[The toys are gathered around an Etcha Sketch board with a doodle of Woody on it.]
Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit 'A,' Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit 'B'. A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Bo: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky...
Mr. Potato: Let's just go straight to Exhibit 'F': The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction--
Hamm: Are your eyes in backwards? It went the other way.
Mr. Potato: Hey, put a cork in it, pal.
[Rex arrives, demolishing the "crime scene".]
Rex: How do you spell 'FBI'?
Mr. Potato: MY CRIME SCENE!
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, Godspilla?!
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene!
Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit 'A,' Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit 'B'. A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Bo: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky...
Mr. Potato: Let's just go straight to Exhibit 'F': The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction--
Hamm: Are your eyes in backwards? It went the other way.
Mr. Potato: Hey, put a cork in it, pal.
[Rex arrives, demolishing the "crime scene".]
Rex: How do you spell 'FBI'?
Mr. Potato: MY CRIME SCENE!
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, Godspilla?!
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene!
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Slinky Dog: [when they come to Al's Toy Barn] Oh, no. It's closed.
Mr Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slink. We can read.
Mr Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slink. We can read.