Training Day quotes

View Quote Hoyt: Look man, I got a wife.
Alonzo Harris: You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? OK, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em - pay the bill.

View Quote [Alonzo forces Hoyt to smoke the weed.]
Alonzo Harris: Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
Jake Hoyt: What's "wet"?
Alonzo Harris: Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it?
Jake Hoyt: No, I've never done it.
Alonzo Harris: You have now. I haven't, but you have.
Jake Hoyt: Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, I'm gonna get piss-tested, and then I'm gonna get fired!
Alonzo Harris: Lieutenant's got our back. We know a week before we piss.
Jake Hoyt: Oh, shit. Shit!
Alonzo Harris: Boom!
Jake Hoyt: Why did you do this to me?
Alonzo Harris: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.

View Quote [Jake leave with Alonzo's pay-off for the Russian Mob.]
Alonzo: Aww, you mother****ers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit...Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You mother****ers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, ****. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of.....who the **** do you think you're ****ing with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away...'cause I'm gonna' burn this mother****er down. King Kong ain't got shit on me! That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, ****. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any mother****ing way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.

View Quote **** him and everybody who looks like him.

View Quote Its not what you know, its what you can prove.

View Quote King Kong ain't got shit on me!

View Quote Man Up ****, Man the **** up!

View Quote The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!

View Quote To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.

View Quote What a day what a mother****ing Day...

View Quote Yeah, yeah... if you need shit done you gotta do it yourself ~(shoots druglord)~

View Quote You got mad squabbles boy! I saw you put on that choke hold.

View Quote You know I'm surgical with this bitch Jake!

View Quote You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?

View Quote [singing] Oh where, oh where has my little Jake gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?