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Toby: I'm out of cigarettes.
Bree Osbourne: Quel dommage.
Toby: What's "quel dommage" mean?
Bree Osbourne: It means you're not getting any cigarettes.
Bree Osbourne: Quel dommage.
Toby: What's "quel dommage" mean?
Bree Osbourne: It means you're not getting any cigarettes.
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Toby: Your parents' house is a lot nicer.
Bree Osbourne: My parents' house comes with my parents.
Bree Osbourne: My parents' house comes with my parents.
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Wayne: School's gonna be closing in about fifteen minutes.
Toby: Wayne, this is really hard. Do you think you could give me a hand?
Wayne: Sure - what subject?
Toby: [stands, pushes down his surfer shorts] Sex education.
Toby: Wayne, this is really hard. Do you think you could give me a hand?
Wayne: Sure - what subject?
Toby: [stands, pushes down his surfer shorts] Sex education.
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After her sister picks a garish outfit for Bree to wear to a family dinner
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I'm a level 4 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. (A joke, originally made in The Simpsons)
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I'm a transsexual - not a transvestite.
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I'm from the Church of the Potential Father
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My body may be a work in progress, but there's nothing wrong with my soul.
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Shit! I mean, darn! I mean, shit!
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To Toby when he asks what church she's from