Transformers: Dark of the Moon quotes

View Quote Carly: I guess they didn't tell you about this part, did they?
Dylan: You think I’m at every meeting? Look, I’m safe. [Uncertainly] They said I was safe.

View Quote Carly: They said they were here for our resource, to rebuild their planet.
Dylan: Yes, but really one resource in particular. One unique to our planet.
Carly: Us?
Dylan: You’re very smart. You see, they can’t rebuild without a slave labor force. How many rocks up there in the universe offer six billion workers?
Carly: What are you talking about? We can’t transport people.
Dylan: They’re not shipping people. They’re shipping their planet here.

View Quote Charlotte: I don’t care who you are. If you breathe a word of what you see in here, you will do time for treason. Do you understand me?
Sam: I'll take my orders from the Autobots. I know them. I don’t know you.
Charlotte: You will.

View Quote Ironhide: Is there a problem?
Sideswipe: Whoa, little Mexican standoff we got here.
Ironhide: Weapons down.
Sideswipe: And we'll let you escape with your dignity.
[Crankcase screeches indiscernibly]
[Hatchet replies in the same foreign vernacular]
Ironhide: Drop 'em! [Lays down the weapon]
Sideswipe: That's good. [Crankcase and Hatchet equip Decepticon maces] Ironhide! Watch out!
Ironhide: Gaaah! [Ironhide growls, pained]
[Sideswipe disarms Decepticon mace]
Sideswipe: Ironhide! Catch! [Ironhide equips gun, he kills Hatchet] Behind you!
[Decepticon mace detaches in Ironhide's infrastructure and impales Crankcase]
Ironhide: [Optimus Prime voice] Decepticon punk! [Ironhide slams Crankcase and kicks another car, careful when explode] Class dismissed.

View Quote Jerry: [Frantically, to Sam, in a bathroom stall] I'm Wang. Deep Wang. Deep Wang. You're not getting it! Deep Throat. Watergate? I'm talking code to you! Shhh! [Jumps up to peek out of the top of the stall, as someone enters] Damn it! Shhh! They watch and listen! I can’t go to the government, but you can! Because shit’s going down, son! It is code Pink, as in Floyd! Dark Side! Why do you think no one’s been up there since 1972?
Sam: I know you're speaking English. It's just a very strange English... [stop, as Jerry pulls pants down] I'm gonna hit you.
Jerry: I'm gonna hit you right back, son. [Drops pants, and pulls out some papers, rubbing them across Sam’s nose.] It’s my manifesto. They are whacking us out. Everyone who knows what’s on the dark... [Hears a noise, whispers] Your alien friends are in danger, you know, the good ones. It’s up to you.

View Quote Lennox: Listen up. You want to hit back? We’re gonna have to wingsuit in. It’s the only way to get close. I can’t promise anyone a ride home, but if you’re with me, the world needs you now.
Soldier: I’ll find my own ride home, sir.

View Quote Megatron: The city is secured. The humans cannot stop us!
Sentinel Prime: As the afternoon falls, the rest of the Pillars will reach their launch positions.
Megatron: This is the victory I promised you so many years ago where we rebuild Cybertron together.
Sentinel Prime: I have deigned to work with you that our planet may survive! I will never work for you! And you'll be wise to remember the difference.

View Quote Mission Control: We are not alone after all, are we?
Buzz Aldrin: No, sir. We are not alone.

View Quote Sam: [While suffering from the Decepticon watch] I need to know how you’re gonna fight back. I know this is strategy, I know you’re coming back with reinforcements, something. I know there’s a plan. You can tell me. No other human will ever know.
Optimus: There is no plan.
Sam: If we just do what they want, how are we gonna live with ourselves?
Optimus: You are my friend, Sam. You always will be. But your leaders have spoken. From here…the fight will be your own.
Bumblebee: We’re gonna do everything we can, to make it like it was. You will always be my friend, Sam. I got to be moving on.
Simmons: Years from now they’re gonna ask us; “Where were you when they took over the planet?” We’re gonna say; “We just stood by and watched.”

View Quote Sam: Oh, here we go. Here we go. You see that? Judgment. Judging a man by his car. And you're gonna wave at him while he's judging me?
Carly: What's with you? He's my boss. This job pays for our food, our rent.
Sam: No I totally understand, I'm totally fine, I get it, I'm well fed. And guess what? I'm not your boy toy anymore. I got my big boy pants on; you see them? In the car, thank you duchess.
Carly: Oh my God, are you threatened by him?
Sam: [laughing] Threatened, What am I threatened by his money, his power, his good looks? None of the above. Check!
Carly: God, your temper tantrums are so sexy.
Sam: Get in the car, please.
Carly: Sam, he's hardly the first man to ever smile at me I think I can handle it.
Sam: Hold on, hold on, it's the smiling back part that gets me.
Carly: No more smiles. never again, I promise.
Sam: That works for me.

View Quote Sam: You wanted an answer. You got one.
Dylan Gould: I always get what I want, Sam. We just needed to be sure.
Sam: Sure of what?
Dylan: That they would go without a fight. [High above, Starscream descends and shoots the Autobot shuttle, destroying it] We all work for the Decepticons now.

View Quote Sentinel: So majestic and peaceful, this planet. Unlike the final days of Cybertron.
Optimus: I've wondered what might have been if you had fought the final battle, instead of me.
Sentinel: Never mourn the past, young warrior. Thanks to you, our race survives.
Optimus: You were our leader, Sentinel. It is your right to lead us again.
Sentinel: In a world I do not know, I am no longer your teacher, Optimus. You are mine.

View Quote Simmons: I wanna talk to whoever’s in charge here! Well, well, well. Charlotte Mearing.
Charlotte: Agent Simmons. Former Agent Simmons. So I see you survived Washington.
Simmons: Washington, Egypt, heartbreak. I survive. I will survive!

View Quote Starscream: Oh, my poor master. How it pains me to see you so wounded, so weak...
Megatron: Spare me, you gaseous sycophant! You know what you are told, which is nothing!
[Laserbeak swoops down, shooting down a vulture on the way, and lands on Soundwave's arm]
Soundwave: Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron.
Megatron: And what news from your little assassin?
Laserbeak: Autobots have taken the bait. They've discovered the Ark, and returned with its cargo.
Megatron: You did me great honor, tracking that ship to the moon. The human collaborators have served their purpose, Soundwave. It’s time to eliminate loose ends.
Soundwave: Laserbeak, kill them all.
Laserbeak: With pleasure.

View Quote Walter Cronkite: We now have had confirmation of loss of signal from Apollo 11. Apollo 11 is on the far side of the moon...
[at Mission Control, someone turns off a transmitter to the news station]
Mission Control: Neil, you are dark on a rock. The mission is a "go". You have 21 minutes...