Transylvania 6-5000 (1963) quotes
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Count Bloodcount: I am a vampire.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, yeah? Well, abacadabra, I'm an umpire.
[Bugs suddenly is wearing umpire clothes]
Count Bloodcount: Hocus-pocus, I'm a bat!
[Count Bloodcount turns into a bat]
Bugs Bunny: Okay. I'm a bat too! Abacadabra!
[Bugs turns into a baseball bat]
Count Bloodcount: [putting on glasses] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?
[Bat hits Count Bloodcount]
Bugs Bunny: Oh, yeah? Well, abacadabra, I'm an umpire.
[Bugs suddenly is wearing umpire clothes]
Count Bloodcount: Hocus-pocus, I'm a bat!
[Count Bloodcount turns into a bat]
Bugs Bunny: Okay. I'm a bat too! Abacadabra!
[Bugs turns into a baseball bat]
Count Bloodcount: [putting on glasses] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?
[Bat hits Count Bloodcount]
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[Bugs arrives at the door of the castle of Count Bloodcount and rings the doorbell. Count Bloodcount answers the door]
Bugs Bunny: Sorry to disturb you, sir. I know it's late, but I seem to be off me course.
Count Bloodcount: No, no, it's never too late. Come in.
[Count Bloodcount opens the door and lets Bugs in]
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, well, you see, I just want to call me travel agency. They've routed me off me route.
Bugs Bunny: Sorry to disturb you, sir. I know it's late, but I seem to be off me course.
Count Bloodcount: No, no, it's never too late. Come in.
[Count Bloodcount opens the door and lets Bugs in]
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, well, you see, I just want to call me travel agency. They've routed me off me route.