Treasure Planet quotes

View Quote Captain Amelia: [delirious from injury] Gentlemen... we must stay together and... and... [groans]
Dr. Doppler: And what? What?! [takes off glasses] We must stay together and what?!
Captain Amelia: Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes.
Dr. Doppler: She's lost her mind!
Jim: Well, you gotta help her!
Dr. Doppler: Dang it, Jim! I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor! I have a doctorate, but it's not the same thing! You can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're useless!

View Quote Captain Amelia: All hands accounted for, Mr. Arrow? [He is nowhere to be seen] Mr Arrow?
Scroop: [Approaches, holding Arrow's hat] I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost. [Amelia stares at the hat in horror] His lifeline was not secured.
[The crew members glare at Jim, who was in charge of securing the lifelines. Jim turns to Amelia, who gives him an angry yet sad look]
Jim Hawkins: No, I checked them ALL! [Jim pushed the crew aside to reveal that Arrow's lifeline is missing.] I did. I checked them all. They were secure. I swear...

View Quote Captain Amelia: Dear Charlotte. To mule and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic. And I mean that is a very caring way.
Dr. Delbert Doppler: [taken aback] "Imbecilic," did you say? Foolishness! I've got--
Captain Amelia: [interrupting] May I see the Map, please?
[Delbert looks at Jim, Jim has a refusing look on his face. Delbert then gestures for him to give it up in a more serious manner. Jim tosses the Map to the Captain.]
Jim Hawkins: [flatly] Here.
[The Captain catches the Map, then looks at it with an observing smile.]
Captain Amelia: Hmm! Fascinating. [She then heads over to a cabinet and places the Map in a small chest.] Mr. Hawkins, in the future, you will address me as "Captain" or "Ma'am." Is that clear?
[Jim doesn't reply, but instead, rolls his eyes and looks away.]
Captain Amelia: [glances back at Jim with a serious look and speaks in a more serious tone.] Mr. Hawkins?
Jim Hawkins: [flatly and somewhat annoyed, but still respectful] Yes, ma'am.
Captain Amelia: That'll do. [closes the cabinet and locks it. Puts the key in her pocket.] Gentlemen, this must be kept under lock and key when not in use. And, Doctor, again - with the greatest possible respect - zip your howling screamer.
Dr. Delbert Doppler: Captain, I assure you that--
Captain Amelia: [interrupting] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're-- How did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
Mr. Arrow: "A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots", ma'am.
Captain Amelia: [smiles smugly] There you go, poetry.
Dr. Delbert Doppler: [indignant] Now, see here--!
Captain Amelia: Doctor, I'd love to chat - tea, cake, the whole shebang - but I have a ship to launch, and you've got your outfit to buff up. Mr. Arrow, please escort these two neophytes down to the galley straightaway. Young Hawkins will be working for our cook, Mr. Silver.
Jim Hawkins: [stops poking at a navigation tool and looks up, surprised] W-uh, what? The cook?

View Quote Captain Amelia: I'm Captain Amelia, late of a few run-ins with the Procyon Armada. Nasty business, but I won't bore you with my scars. You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow. Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.
Mr. Arrow: Please, Captain.
Captain Amelia: Oh, shut up, Arrow. You know I don't mean a word of it.

View Quote Captain Amelia: Mr. Hawkins, the map, if you please.
[Jim pulls out the Map but it turns into Morph, who is laughing]
Jim Hawkins: Morph?! MORPH, WHERE'S THE MAP?!
[Morph shapeshifts into a rope coil and the Map falling into the coil, meaning the map is still on the ship.]
Jim Hakwins: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! IT'S BACK ON THE SHIP?!
Captain Amelia: Stifle that blob and get low. [she sees the longboat flying past the sky.] We've got company.
[Amelia looks up the longboat and turns to Jim.]
Captain Amelia: We need a more defensible position. [Amelia gives Jim a gun] Mr. Hawkins, scout ahead.
Jim Hawkins: Aye, Captain.

View Quote Dr. Doppler: All my life, I dreamed of an adventure like this. [sighs] I'm just sorry I couldn't have been... more helpful to you.
Captain Amelia: Oh, don't be daft. You've been very helpful. Truly.
Dr. Doppler: I feel like such a useless weakling... [hands slip out of the rope he was tied with] ...with abnormally thin wrists! [to Grewnge, the pirate guarding them, while pretending to still be tied up] Excuse me, brutish pirate.
Grewnge: [belches]
Dr. Doppler: Yes, you. I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head... or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big, fat body?!
Grewnge: [grabs Doppler] I PUMMEL YOU GOOD!
Dr. Doppler: Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. [pulls out a gun and points it at Grewnge's belly, smirks] Is this yours?

View Quote Jim Hawkins: [after discovering the map to Treasure Planet] Mom, this is it! This is the answer to all our problems!
Sarah Hawkins: Jim, there is absolutely no way--
Jim Hawkins: Don't you remember? All those stories?
Sarah Hawkins: That's all they were; stories.
Jim Hawkins: [frustrated] With that treasure, we could rebuild the Benbow a hundred times over!
Sarah Hawkins: Well, this-- it's just-- oh, my. Delbert, would you please explain how ridiculous this is?
Dr. Delbert Doppler: It's totally preposterous, traversing the entire galaxy alone.
[Jim rolls his eyes]
Sarah Hawkins: Now at last, we hear some sense.
Dr. Delbert Doppler: That's why I'm going with you! [pulls out a suitcase]
Sarah Hawkins: Delbert!
Dr. Delbert Doppler: [runs around packing things] She'll use her savings to finance the expedition; I'll commission a ship, hire a captain and a crew...
Sarah Hawkins: You're not serious?
Dr. Delbert Doppler: [slides down a tower of books] All my life, I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is screaming! "Go, Delbert! Go, Delbert...!"
Sarah Hawkins: [frustrated] Okay, okay! You're both grounded! [sighs]
Jim Hawkins: Mom, look. I know that I keep messing everything up. And I know...that I let you down. But this is my chance to make it up to you. I'm gonna set things right.
Dr. Delbert Doppler: If I may? [quietly speaks to her] You said yourself, you've tried everything. There are much worse remedies than a few character-building months in space.
Sarah Hawkins: Are you saying this because it's the right thing or because you really wanna go?
Dr. Delbert Doppler: I really, really, really, really want to go. And it's the right thing.
[Sarah turns to Jim with a worried expression]
Sarah Hawkins: Jim... I don't wanna lose you.
Jim Hawkins: [smiles] Mom... You won't. we'll make you proud.
[Sarah smiles back]
Dr. Delbert Doppler: Well, ahem, there we are, then. We'll begin preparations at once. Jim, my boy, soon we'll be off to the spaceport.

View Quote Jim Hawkins: [referring to Silver's robotic leg and arm] So, uh, how'd that happen anyway?
John Silver: You give up a few things...chasin' a dream.
Jim Hawkins: Was it worth it?
John Silver: Heh. [sighs] I'm hoping it is, Jimbo. I most surely am.

View Quote Jim Hawkins: [sighs] Look, if you're gonna come along, you're gonna have to stop talking.
B.E.N.: HUZZAH! Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is fantastic! Me and my best buddy are lookin' for a...
Jim Hawkins: [clears throat]
B.E.N.: [whispers] Being quiet.
Jim Hawkins: And you have to stop touching me.
B.E.N.: Touching and talking. Those are my two big no-nos.

View Quote Jim Hawkins: [spots Captain Flint's skeleton] Captain Flint?
B.E.N.: In the flesh! Well, s-sort of. Except for skin, organs... or anything that--that resembles flesh - that's not there.

View Quote Jim Hawkins: I gotta find a place to hide, and there's pirates chasing me--
B.E.N.: Oh, pirates! Don't get me started on pirates! I don't like them. I remember Captain Flint. This guy had such a temper.
Jim Hawkins: Wait, wait, wait. You knew Captain Flint?
B.E.N.: I think he suffered from mood swings, personally. I'm not a therapist in any way, but I--you let me know when I'm rambling!

View Quote John Silver: Ah, 'tis a grand day for sailing, Cap'n. And look at you! You're as trim and as bonnie as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat of paint!
Captain Amelia: You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver!
Morph: [turns into a miniature Captain Amelia and mockingly imitates her] Spaceport floozies, spaceport floozies!
John Silver: [hurriedly hides Morph under his hat] Aw, you cut me to the quick, Captain. I speaks nuttin' but me heart at all times-
Morph: [starts raising Silver's hat, this time imitating Silver] Nuttin' but me heart!

View Quote Scroop: Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business.
Jim Hawkins: Why? You got something to hide, bright-eyes?
[Angered, Scroop snatches Jim up.]
Scroop: Maybe your ears don't work so well.
Jim Hawkins: Yeah. [grunts] Too bad my nose works just fine.
Scroop: Why, you impudent little...!
[Scroop slams Jim against the mast. Members of the crew gather to egg him on.]
Krailoni: Go ahead! Slice him, dice him!
Scroop: [holding a claw to Jim's throat] Any last words, cabin boy?
John Silver: [grabs Scroop's claw] Mr. Scroop... you ever see what happens to a fresh purp when you squeeze real hard? [he squeezes Scroop's claw, making him gasp in pain and drop Jim]
Mr. Arrow: [approaching] What's all this, then? You know the rules. There'll be no brawling on this ship. Any further offenders will be confined to the brig for the remainder of the voyage. [glares at Scroop] Am I clear, Mr. Scroop?
Scroop: [glares at Mr. Arrow, but is given a warning scowl by Silver] Transparently. [gives one last glare at Arrow as he and the other ship members leave]
John Silver: Well, done, Mr. Arrow, sir! A tight ship's a happy ship, sir! [angrily grabs the mop and turns towards Jim] Jimbo, I gave you a job!
Jim Hawkins: Hey, I was doing it, until that bug thing...
John Silver: BELAY THAT!!! [hands Jim the mop] Now, I want this deck swabbed spotless, and heaven help ye if I come back and it's not done! Morph? [Morph appears] Keep an eye on this pup, let me know if there be anymore distractions.
Morph: OK. Aye-yie! [Morph's eyes become big as he stares at Jim while he mops]

View Quote [A ship crash-lands on the Benbow Inn's pier. Jim rushes over and knocks on the door's window.]
Jim Hawkins: Hey, mister? Hey, mister, you're okay in there, right?
[A clawed hand slams against the window, startling Jim. The door opens and Billy Bones, a tortoise-like alien, emerges with a small storage chest.]
Billy Bones: [coughs, grabs Jim's collar] He's a-comin'. Can ya hear 'im? [extending his neck towards Jim] Those gears and gyros, clickin' and whirrin' like the devil himself!
Jim Hawkins: [nervously] Uh, hit your head there pretty hard, didn't ya?
Billy Bones: [lifting up his chest] He's after me chest. That fiendish cyborg, an' his band of cutthroats...! But they'll have to pry it from ol' Billy Bones' cold, dead fingers afore I-- [collapses, dropping the chest and coughing uncontrollably]
Jim Hawkins: Oh, my... Uh, come on, give me your arm. [holding him up] That's it. [helps Bones back to the Inn, with the chest]
Billy Bones: [weakly] Good lad...
Jim Hawkins: [drily] Mom's gonna love this.

View Quote [After Dr. Doppler shoots a piece of machinery, causing the walkway to break, sending several pirates falling towards Treasure Planet]
Captain Amelia: [surprised] Did you actually aim for that?
Dr. Doppler: [equally surprised] You know, actually I did?