[Cody and Tayback are tied to a post in the Flaming Dragon compound]
Cody: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?
Four-Leaf Tayback: I have no idea, I've never been outside the States.
Cody: Wait what?! Are you ****ing kidding me?! Did you make this whole goddamn thing up?! Dude you weren't even in the ****ing service?!
Tayback: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!
Cody: Coast Guard.
Tayback: Sanitation Department.
Cody: Oh my God! You're a ****ing garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole goddamn U.S. of A.
Tayback: I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot.
Cody: Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - It's like punching the American flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!
Tayback: Writers lie all the time!
Cody: [a guard bursts in] Can I be tied to another post please?
Cody: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?
Four-Leaf Tayback: I have no idea, I've never been outside the States.
Cody: Wait what?! Are you ****ing kidding me?! Did you make this whole goddamn thing up?! Dude you weren't even in the ****ing service?!
Tayback: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!
Cody: Coast Guard.
Tayback: Sanitation Department.
Cody: Oh my God! You're a ****ing garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole goddamn U.S. of A.
Tayback: I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot.
Cody: Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - It's like punching the American flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!
Tayback: Writers lie all the time!
Cody: [a guard bursts in] Can I be tied to another post please?
[Cody and Tayback are tied to a post in the Flaming Dragon compound]
Cody : Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?
Four-Leaf Tayback : I have no idea, I've never been outside the States.
Cody : Wait what?! Are you ****ing kidding me?! Did you make this whole goddamn thing up?! Dude you weren't even in the ****ing service?!
Tayback : Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!
Cody : Coast Guard.
Tayback : Sanitation Department.
Cody : Oh my God! You're a ****ing garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole goddamn U.S. of A.
Tayback : I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot.
Cody : Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - It's like punching the American flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!
Tayback : Writers lie all the time!
Cody : [a guard bursts in] Can I be tied to another post please?
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