True Romance quotes

View Quote I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.

View Quote I'm talking about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. Would've gotten away with it, but your son, ****-head that he is, left his driver's license... in a dead guy's hands.

View Quote I'm the anti-christ and you've got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

View Quote If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.

View Quote If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together.

View Quote Marty. Y'know what we got here? Mother****in' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk.

View Quote Now I know Im pretty, but I aint as pretty as a couple of titties.

View Quote Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no ****in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ****in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their ****in' expression change.

View Quote Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything.

View Quote Okey dokey doggie daddy.

View Quote Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay? I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer. I want you to know that I'm not damaged goods. I'm not what they call Florida white trash. I'm a really good person and when it comes to relationships, I'm one-hundred percent, I'm one hundred percent... monogamous.

View Quote That's imaginative. I have more taste in my penis.

View Quote They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know.

View Quote Unloading? That's a helluva way to describe the bargain of a lifetime.

View Quote We park our cars in the same garage my friend.