George Newman: What do you got there, Bob?
Bob: The Ratings
George Newman: Don't tell me we showed up on the list!
Bob: We're Number 1!
George Newman: Say What?!?
Bob: We beat the networks. This is unbelievable. Look at these notes. We got three shows in the top 5. Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse went through the roof. Do you know what this means? We're finally going to make some real money. George, We are the number 1 station in town!
[They both scream for excitement]
Announcer: There's lots of fun coming your way this weekend on U-62. First slam your way to health as you Stay Fit with Mike and Spike! Next, Everybody's favorite: Chef Bernie invites to go Bowling for Burgers! Sunday, Be a part of the excitement as we premiere our dazzling new game show, Strip Solitaire! And then, Join us for hilarious fun on The All New Practical Jokes and Bloopers! And you won't want to miss Celebrity Mud Wrestling with special guest: McCall Contraband! It's a whole new weekend on U-62, The reason television was invented!
Stanley Spadowski: Be there! [chuckles]
Bob: The Ratings
George Newman: Don't tell me we showed up on the list!
Bob: We're Number 1!
George Newman: Say What?!?
Bob: We beat the networks. This is unbelievable. Look at these notes. We got three shows in the top 5. Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse went through the roof. Do you know what this means? We're finally going to make some real money. George, We are the number 1 station in town!
[They both scream for excitement]
Announcer: There's lots of fun coming your way this weekend on U-62. First slam your way to health as you Stay Fit with Mike and Spike! Next, Everybody's favorite: Chef Bernie invites to go Bowling for Burgers! Sunday, Be a part of the excitement as we premiere our dazzling new game show, Strip Solitaire! And then, Join us for hilarious fun on The All New Practical Jokes and Bloopers! And you won't want to miss Celebrity Mud Wrestling with special guest: McCall Contraband! It's a whole new weekend on U-62, The reason television was invented!
Stanley Spadowski: Be there! [chuckles]
George Newman : What do you got there, Bob?
Bob : The Ratings
George Newman : Don't tell me we showed up on the list!
Bob : We're Number 1!
George Newman : Say What?!?
Bob : We beat the networks. This is unbelievable. Look at these notes. We got three shows in the top 5. Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse went through the roof. Do you know what this means? We're finally going to make some real money. George, We are the number 1 station in town!
[They both scream for excitement]
Announcer : There's lots of fun coming your way this weekend on U-62. First slam your way to health as you Stay Fit with Mike and Spike! Next, Everybody's favorite: Chef Bernie invites to go Bowling for Burgers ! Sunday, Be a part of the excitement as we premiere our dazzling new game show, Strip Solitaire ! And then, Join us for hilarious fun on The All New Practical Jokes and Bloopers ! And you won't want to miss Celebrity Mud Wrestling with special guest: McCall Contraband! It's a whole new weekend on U-62, The reason television was invented!
Stanley Spadowski : Be there! [chuckles]
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