A scene from UHF 1989
Bum

Hey, Mister!

George Newman

Not now, okay?

Bum

Well, I was just wondering if it was too late to buy any of them shares. [produces a large wad of money] I'll take whatever you got left!

George Newman

[amazed]

How much is that?

Bum

Two thousand dollars, heh heh heh! Keep your change!

In this scene

Bum Vance Colvig Jr.

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