Miles : Where do you live? Buck : In the city. Miles : You have a house? Buck : Apartment. Miles : Own or rent? Buck : Rent. Miles : What do you do for a living? Buck : Lots of things. Miles : Where's your office? Buck : I don't have one. Miles : How come? Buck : I don't need one. Miles : Where's your wife? Buck : Don't have one. Miles : How come? Buck : It's a long story. Miles : You have kids? Buck : No I don't. Miles : How come? Buck : It's an even longer story. Miles : Are you my Dad's brother? Buck : What's your record for consecutive questions asked? Miles : 38. Buck : I'm your Dad's brother alright. Miles : You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad. Buck : How nice of you to notice. Miles : I'm a kid - that's my job.

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