Buck: What, did you have a few drinks this morning? Huh? Yeah, I think you did.
Pooter-the-Clown: What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?
Buck: No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know?
Pooter-the-Clown: I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!
Buck: Get in your mouse, and get out of here.
Pooter-the-Clown: Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life-lying-four-flushing-sack-of-shit...
[Buck punches him, gets back up like an inflatable clown]
Pooter-the-Clown: [growls]
[Buck punches him again]
Pooter-the-Clown: What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?
Buck: No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know?
Pooter-the-Clown: I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!
Buck: Get in your mouse, and get out of here.
Pooter-the-Clown: Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life-lying-four-flushing-sack-of-shit...
[Buck punches him, gets back up like an inflatable clown]
Pooter-the-Clown: [growls]
[Buck punches him again]
Buck : What, did you have a few drinks this morning? Huh? Yeah, I think you did.
Pooter-the-Clown : What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?
Buck : No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know?
Pooter-the-Clown : I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!
Buck : Get in your mouse, and get out of here.
Pooter-the-Clown : Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life-lying-four-flushing-sack-of-shit...
[Buck punches him, gets back up like an inflatable clown]
Pooter-the-Clown : [growls]
[Buck punches him again]
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