Maizy's Teacher: Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maizy raises her hand]
Maizy's Teacher: Maizy?
Maizy: My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maizy's Teacher: Honest?
Maizy: Mm-Hmm.
Maizy's Teacher: Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
Maizy: He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maizy's Teacher: BLASPHEMER!
[Maizy raises her hand]
Maizy's Teacher: Maizy?
Maizy: My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maizy's Teacher: Honest?
Maizy: Mm-Hmm.
Maizy's Teacher: Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
Maizy: He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maizy's Teacher: BLASPHEMER!
Maizy's Teacher : Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maizy raises her hand]
Maizy's Teacher : Maizy?
Maizy : My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maizy's Teacher : Honest?
Maizy : Mm-Hmm.
Maizy's Teacher : Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
Maizy : He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maizy's Teacher : BLASPHEMER!
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