Commander Krill quotes

View Quote [spitting at Ryback's soup] Add a little flavor.

View Quote Then you don't know about Ryback? He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America. This is the captain's birthday. I don't want him ruining it. No one speaks to him or lets him out. If he tries to escape, shoot him right here. I'm counting on you.

View Quote (dressed as a woman) I'm your date tonight, Captain.

View Quote "Commander Krill has become increasingly hostile to the crew possibly due to anger over reviews of his performance. I recommend that he'll be given a psychological evaluation before taking over HIS NEXT ASSIGNMENT!!" Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?!

View Quote [after Ryback punches him in the face] Now I know why you're a cook. Because you hit like a ****.