Simon Barsinister quotes
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It's okay. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble.
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Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot.
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It should be me on the front page, not that stupid mutt. I need a sample of his DNA. How do you look in a dress?
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Simon says: Surround the sad ex-cop. Simon says: Convince.
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Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog.
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You know what the saddest part is? You thought they love you but they only love the power that I gave you.
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I'll play your game but it'll be a stretch. Can you resist this? Simon says: Fetch.