Up in Smoke quotes

37 total quotes

View Quote Sgt. Stedenko: The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.

View Quote Strawberry: Ahhh, look at that, man, the great outdoors, huh!
Pedro: Yeah, the great outdoors...
[gives Strawberry a weird look]

View Quote Toyota Kawasaki: Sgt. Stedenko, what are you exactly looking for?
Sgt. Stedenko: Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all arounders. You name it, we want it!

View Quote Toyota Kawasaki: This is Toyota Kawasaki here at the Mexican-United States border.

View Quote [after picking up Man, Pedro guns his car and takes off down the street]

View Quote [Man has disguised himself as a woman while hitchhiking]

View Quote [stoned cop walks up to the van, where Pedro and Man have been trying to switch who's driving]