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David: [after swerving while driving] Son of a bitch!
Amy: What are you doing?
David: It was a goddamn raccoon in the middle of the road!
Amy: Well, better to kill us than get a little roadkill on the car, huh?
David: Well, we're still alive. I can tell by the pissy look that you're giving me.


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