Vampires Suck quotes

View Quote Becca Crane: [from trailer] Edward!
Team Edward: Edward? Where?
[sees Edward glittering in the sun]
Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best.
Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best!
[smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel]
Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.
[Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I was trying to help you, bitch!
Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.
[Becca farts in Edward's face]
Alice: Where did you go, silly rabbit?
Edward Sullen: [aiming gun] I'm a killer.
[Shoots Alice]
(After knocking Jack's head off which smashes into the back of Frank's back window.)
Frank: Kardashians.
(Seeing that the sun is not out anymore)
Becca: Edward it's not sunny anymore it's twilight. (Moon shifts into a New Moon)
Darren: Hey, New Moon. (Shifts to Eclipse)
Daro: Augh! Eclipse.

View Quote Becca Crane: [from trailer] Jacob, run!
[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form]
Becca Crane: [disbelievingly] A chihuahua?