Rack, Shack & Benny Grandpa George: Heh! The Nezzer Chocolate Bunny! Every day, they make 14,638 of these li'l fellers, give or take a few. Oh yeah, Mr. Nezzer! Nebby K. Nezzer. But you better call him Mr. Nezzer. Now, Mr. Nezzer's not a bad man, he just gets confused sometimes. Why, his chocolate bunnies are sellin' so well, I think he's gotten a little big for his britches. And that's saying something, so his britches'll break out to start out with. What's all that have to do with Rack, Shack & Benny? Well, their troubles started when Mr. Nezzer made a little announcement. [A bell that sounds like a school bell is heard ringing, and a TV monitor lowers from the ceiling. Mr. Nezzer appears on the screen.] Mr. Nezzer: Attention, little people! I have an announcement! This morning, the Nezzer Chocolate Factory has shipped its two-millionth chocolate bunny! To celebrate this momentous occasion, for the next 30 minutes, everyone may eat as many bunnies they want! Bon appétit! Mr. Lunt: (operating the TV camera) Hey, boss, that's awfully nice of you to give away all those bunnies. Mr. Nezzer: Oh, if I could just see the looks on their faces right now. (takes a rest) (Rack, Shack & Benny are the only ones in the factory not lying ill from eating too much chocolate) Mr. Nezzer: Everybody else is lying down, but you three are standing up. Mr. Lunt: Actually, boss, I think the tomato is sitting. Rack (Bob the Tomato): I'm standing. Mr. Lunt: Sitting! Rack: Look, (squats) this is sitting... (stretches up) and this is standing. I'm standing. Mr. Lunt: Okay, he's standing. Mr. Nezzer: What're your names, boys? Rack: I'm Shadrach. Shack (Junior Asparagus) I'm Meshach. Benny (Larry the Cucumber): I'm Abumblebee... Abennyboo... I'm Benny. (Having finished demonstrating "The Bunny Song", Mr. Nezzer looks to the boys for feedback) Mr. Nezzer: Well? What do you think? Rack: Um... what would happen, let's say, if someone didn't quite agree with everything in that song, so they, um... didn't sing it? What would happen? Mr. Nezzer: What's that over there? Shack: That's the furnace. Mr. Nezzer: What's it for? Benny: Well, that's where the bad bunnies go. Mr. Nezzer: And let's just say, in my mind, if you don't bow down and sing the song, you're a BAD bunny. Rack: (unnerved) You don't mean...? Mr. Nezzer: But I'm sure that won't happen. It's almost time for the ceremony. I'll see you out there. (Everyone, except Rack, Shack and Benny, bows down as the intro music to "The Bunny Song" plays) Mr. Lunt: (notices that Rack, Shack and Benny aren't bowing) Hey, boss? Those three guys, they don't look like they're bowing. Mr. Nezzer: (confused) Hmm... aren't those our new Junior Executives? Mr. Lunt: I think so. Maybe they're stuck. Mr. Nezzer: Let's find out. (moves the podium over to Rack, Shack and Benny) I said, it's time to sing "The Bunny Song." (The factory's delivery girl, Laura Carrot, notices the situation) Laura: Come on, guys, sing the song! Everybody's doing it. Mr. Nezzer: (with increasing frustration) Sing the song! Mr. Lunt: They ain't singing, boss. Mr. Nezzer: (finally on the brink of losing his temper) SING!!!!! (Shack begins singing "Think Of Me") Mr. Nezzer: Is that "The Bunny Song?" Mr. Lunt: (skeptical) No, I don't think so. Laura: (worried) Are you crazy? That's the wrong song! (Shack keeps singing. Rack and Benny join in on the last verse) Mr. Nezzer: (touched) Oh, that was wonderful. I'm gonna be singing that song myself... (suddenly angry) as I throw you into the furnace! GUARDS!!! (Rack, Shack and Benny are shocked) Seize them! Take them to the furnace. (A band of carrot guards approach Rack, Shack and Benny) Laura: I've gotta help them. But how? (Laura sees her flying delivery truck and approaches it as the scene fades out) Grandpa George: (off-camera) Rack, Shack and Benny will be right back, after this short break. (Rack, Shack and Benny are nearly dumped in the furnace, but Laura saves them, and puts them in her flying delivery truck) Laura: Sorry, sir! Can't let you cook my buddies! Mr. Nezzer: GUARDS! Get them! (Two carrot guards jump into their own flying vehicles) Laura: Hang on, guys! quotes