Lyle the Kindly Viking Omelet (Jimmy Gourd): But soft, 'tis Ophelia. (no response; Omelet repeats with emphasis) But soft! Tis Ophelia! Mr. Lunt: (from off-stage, wearing a pink dress) But I don't wanna do it! It's embarrassing! Arcibald Asparagus: Don't be ridiculous! It's tradition! In Shakespeare's day, all the women's roles were played by men! (shoves Lunt out onto the stage) Mr. Lunt: I think we're gonna get letters about this... (in character) 'Tis I, the fair Ophelia. Omelet: To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to share my eggs cooked light and fluffy, or to scarf down the whole thing myself. To share, or not to share. Percy Pea: You guess where my quotes