Pistachio – The Little Boy That Woodn't Confetti the Fox (Scallion #1): For a thousand gold coins, here is question number three: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Pistachio (Junior): Huh? I don't know that! Nobody knows that! Confetti: Then you shouldn't have risked everything. [Charlie Pincher pulls a lever that sends Pistachio down the rollercoaster, and onto the catapult.] Pistachio: But... But you said you wouldn't steer me wrong! Confetti: No. We said "Why would we steer you wrong?", and the answer is... Five. Gold. Coins. [Charlie pushes the lever that makes the catapult fling Pistachio into the ocean.] Pistachio: [screams] Confetti, Purina the Cat (Scallion #2), and Charlie: [laugh] Purina: High five! Confetti: No hands, numbskull. Carrot: Oh, hey there, cricket! Khalil: I am not a cricket! I am a caterpillar! Carrot: Silly cricket. Pistachio: Huh? Cricket!? Khalil: I am not a- Pistachio! You are alive! Pistachio: I'm looking for Gelato! Khalil: Me too! That's why I left home by myself in this big, mean caterpillar-eating world! Pistachio: I don't eat caterpillars. Khalil: Good. I hear we are quite tasty. Pistachio: Who's with the ducklings? Khalil: Oh. A good friend is helping me out. [Madame Blueberry is looking after the ducklings.] Madame Blueberry: No, I'm a blueberry. But I get that all the time. Duckling: Quack? Madame Blueberry: No, I never played quotes