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Prisoner KSC2-303

View Quote Prisoner KSC2-303: I don't know you so **** off.
The Villain: Your soul does.

View Quote Prisoner KSC2-303: I'd rather die than live with you.
The Villain: Then die.

View Quote The Fighter: Prisoner KSC2-303!
One-Handed Cop: Give me my right hand back!
[Prisoner KSC2-303 throws a severed hand using his sword. The One-Handed Cop catches it only to find it was a left hand]
One-Handed Cop: What's the big idea?! THIS IS A LEFT HAND--
[Prisoner KSC2-303 shoots the One-Handed Cop through the head with his Barrett rifle]
The Fighter: You can't hit me with your slow bullets! I have reflexes 500 times faster than Mike Tyson's! COME ON!!!
[Prisoner KSC2-303 fires his Barrett. The Fighter tries to dodge the bullet...]
The Fighter: Oops!
[...way too fast, killing him]

View Quote The Girl: You're no different from those men.
Prisoner KSC2-303: They're bas****, I'm not.

View Quote [after disarming The Beard and keeping him in an arm lock]
The Beard: Wait!
[Short-haired female assassin punches him]
The Beard: You're not..
[she punches him again]
The Beard: You're not..
[she punches him again]
The Beard: Let me talk, bitch!

View Quote [after knocking one of the villains out]
The Girl: I was only trying to help.
Prisoner KSC2-303: Help? I don't need any help.

View Quote Don't touch my girl, ****in' asshole!

View Quote Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

View Quote I didn't mean to save you. They just pissed me off.

View Quote On your way to a party? Or are you trying to promote hoodlums?