ShenaniganZ Customers quotes

View Quote I want a single shot of whisky, and a double shot of whisky, and she'll have water. You know, what the hell. It's our anniversary. Would you bring her a Pepsi?

View Quote I don't mean to be a bitch, but the last four times we've come here the food was awful.

View Quote Well, I want a hot pink center.

View Quote I think I might name my daughter after chlamydia.

View Quote It's good in a sense that I can take walks in my underwear; I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile.... Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me, so I really am going senile.