Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie quotes

14 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Garth
Ron Burgundy

View Quote Brick Tamland: You should name him Shawn.

View Quote Brick Tamland: It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.

View Quote Brick Tamland: My stomach's itchy.

View Quote Champ Kind: down there in my office, don't know what to name it.

View Quote Champ Kind: I woke up this morning, and I shit a squirrel.

View Quote Champ Kind: So now I got this shit-covered squirrel

View Quote Champ Kind: The hell of it is, the thing was still alive.

View Quote Garth: Oh, not so good. My kids don't even remember me--

View Quote Ron Burgundy: Hey, Garth. How's the divorce?

View Quote Ron Burgundy: Listen, I don't have time. You done with that? I think you are now.

View Quote Ron Burgundy: [while warming up before the news] A tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum.

View Quote Ron Burgundy: [while warming up before the news] Snoopy was stabbed by a spear.

View Quote [At a morning meeting the day after the pool party] Brick Tamland: I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation.

View Quote [Ron Burgundy walking through the crowd at the pool] Bryan Fantana: Hey, Ron, do you know what chlamydia is?