Robbie quotes

View Quote All right, remember - alcohol equals puke, equals smelly mess, equals nobody likes you.

View Quote Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon [fat guy shrugs] And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.

View Quote [To Glenn's insensitive buddy] Yeah, have a few drinks and then, you know, drive home.

View Quote See? Billy Idol gets it!

View Quote We're living in a material world and I am a material girl...or boy

View Quote Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

View Quote Cindy and Scott are newlyweds! Whoopee-dee-doo!

View Quote [singing] You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue and when we kiss I know you need me to. I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was bullshit. It was a goddamn joke and when I think of you, Linda,I hope you ****ing choke. I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here, all alone, tears running constantly. Oh would somebody kill me please? Somebody kill me please. I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please! Kill me! I want to die! Put a bullet in my heeeeaaaad!