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That's not a bad idea. Making a girl. Actually making a girl. Just like Frankenstein...except cuter.
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Let me set it straight: No one is as uptight as you, okay? No one. Even your middle name is tense; Wyatt "Tense-Up" Donnelly.
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She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. She was set and she was lookin' good, son!
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Forget it, I'll drive. Gimme the keys! GIMME THE KEYS!
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Hey, let's go to another party, man!
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I want you to like me for who I am.
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Why are you ruining the fantasy? We know the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?
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They're gonna shit eggrolls.
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Okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
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We have to fill this thing up with data. I want her to live, I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.
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That's Wyatt's brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole.
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He's an asshole. Look at that haircut; anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole.
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Chet?! OH, SHIT!
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Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.
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Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...
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Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!