Deacon quotes

View Quote When you become a vampire, you become very…sexy. [gestures to himself]

View Quote I don't think Nick should have become a vampire. He's such a dick.

View Quote [reading text message from Viago] One message received. [turns around startled to find nothing] "Ther iz a crucifx behind you".

View Quote [to Nick] This is what happens when you're a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans. Or even dying of old age, but even old age is brutal. Watching your friends grow old. They can't piss, and they say stupid things, and their brains go, and they can't remember anything. And then one day they can't even remember who you are, and you wish they were dead, and then they do die.