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Judy: Aw c'mon, Steve, you don't want to marry Eunice.
Howard: I'm not Steve. I'm Howard.
Judy: Well neither of you wants to marry Eunice.
Howard: Why do you say that?
Judy: Because you don't want to marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined, and flabby.
Howard: Everybody gets wrinkled, lined, and flabby!
Judy: By next week?
Howard: I'm not Steve. I'm Howard.
Judy: Well neither of you wants to marry Eunice.
Howard: Why do you say that?
Judy: Because you don't want to marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined, and flabby.
Howard: Everybody gets wrinkled, lined, and flabby!
Judy: By next week?
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Mr. Larrabee: I must point out that "foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."
Judy: Emerson!
Mr. Larrabee: I beg your pardon my dear?
Judy: Ralph Waldo Emerson, born 1803, died 1882.
Mr. Larrabee: You like Emerson?
Judy: I adore him!
Mr. Larrabee: I adore anyone who adores Emerson.
Judy: And I adore anyone who adores anyone who adores Emerson. Your turn.
Judy: Emerson!
Mr. Larrabee: I beg your pardon my dear?
Judy: Ralph Waldo Emerson, born 1803, died 1882.
Mr. Larrabee: You like Emerson?
Judy: I adore him!
Mr. Larrabee: I adore anyone who adores Emerson.
Judy: And I adore anyone who adores anyone who adores Emerson. Your turn.
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Mr. Larrabee: They broke into my home.
Judge Maxwell: That's breaking and entering.
Mr. Larrabee: And they brought her with them forcibly.
Judge Maxwell: That's kidnapping.
Eunice: They tried to molest me.
Judge Maxwell: That's... unbelievable.
Judge Maxwell: That's breaking and entering.
Mr. Larrabee: And they brought her with them forcibly.
Judge Maxwell: That's kidnapping.
Eunice: They tried to molest me.
Judge Maxwell: That's... unbelievable.
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Frederick Larrabee: C'est la vie.
Hugh Simon: C'est la guerre.
Judy Maxwell: C'est la dreck.
Frederick Larrabee: C'est la vie.
Hugh Simon: C'est la guerre.
Judy Maxwell: C'est la dreck.
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Do you see this yellow pill? You know what it's for? It's to remind me to take this blue pill!
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Don't kick those rocks, you Philistine!
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Don't you dare strike that brave unbalanced woman!
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Don’t you know the meaning of propriety?
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Eunice!? This is a person named Eunice?
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For God's sake, don't shoot me, I'm part Italian.
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Hi, Room Service, this is Room 1717. I would like a double-thick roast beef sandwich medium rare on rye bread with mustard on the top, mayonnaise on the bottom, and a coffee hot fudge sundae with a large bottle of diet anything. You got that? Yeah, Room 1717. Oh, and Room Service, would you put it in the hall outside the door. I mean, don’t bring it in or knock on the door because I’m just putting my little one to sleep. Thank you.
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I find that story as difficult to swallow as I do this potage au gelée.
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I love those old Ventegums.
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I myself have a little announcement to make, that may be of some interest. My natural curiosity was aroused, an so I did a little research on Mr. Bankister and Miss Burns, and I think--
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I will get to the bottom of this if it takes me the rest of my life, which may end at any minute!