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Fletcher: Before you have a kid, everyone tells you, "It's the best thing you'll ever do." And as soon as you get the baby back from the hospital, those same people are like, "Don't worry, it gets better."
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Cornelia: I wish you'd look at me the way you look at Jamie and Darby. When we first met, you wooed me with romantic e-mails.
Josh: It wouldn't make sense for me to send you e-mails now that we're in the same room all the time.
Josh: It wouldn't make sense for me to send you e-mails now that we're in the same room all the time.
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Cornelia: My dad likes saying, "The more, the more."
Josh: That's because your dad has everything and then he gets more.
Josh: That's because your dad has everything and then he gets more.
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Cornelia: We've got this Ayahuasca ceremony this weekend with Jamie and Darby.
Marina: What's an Ayahuasca ceremony?
Cornelia: You drink this sludgy liquid and you hallucinate and vomit up your demons.
Marina: Okay. Well, we're just having a cookout and maybe playing charades.
Marina: What's an Ayahuasca ceremony?
Cornelia: You drink this sludgy liquid and you hallucinate and vomit up your demons.
Marina: Okay. Well, we're just having a cookout and maybe playing charades.
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Dr. Nagato: You have arthritis in your knee.
Josh: Arthritis arthritis?
Dr. Nagato: Yes. I usually just say it once.
Josh: Arthritis arthritis?
Dr. Nagato: Yes. I usually just say it once.
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Jamie: I really loved your film. That scene with the dogs around the garbage. How did you stage that?
Josh: I said 'Hey, shoot those dogs'.
Josh: I said 'Hey, shoot those dogs'.
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Josh: For the first time in my life I've stopped thinking of myself as a child imitating an adult.
Cornelia: You feel that way too?
Cornelia: You feel that way too?
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Josh: I like our life as it is.
Cornelia: Yeah. I mean if we wanted to take off to Paris tomorrow we could.
Josh: If we're gonna do it, we should plan it with at least a month in advance.
Cornelia: A month is still in the realm of spontaneity.
Cornelia: Yeah. I mean if we wanted to take off to Paris tomorrow we could.
Josh: If we're gonna do it, we should plan it with at least a month in advance.
Cornelia: A month is still in the realm of spontaneity.
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Josh: Let's have kids.
Cornelia: I don't want this to be 'Every time you take a hallucinogen you want to have a baby'.
Josh: Not every time.
Cornelia: I don't want this to be 'Every time you take a hallucinogen you want to have a baby'.
Josh: Not every time.
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Josh: You know, **** you.
Cornelia: **** you. Don't talk to me like that.
Josh: I'm saying "**** you" the way Jamie and Darby say it, where it's not a real "**** you," it's a semi-playful "**** you."
Cornelia: We're not Jamie and Darby. We don't talk to each other that way. If you say "**** you" to me, it feels like a real "**** you."
Josh: It is real.
Cornelia: **** you. And not semi-playfully either.
Josh: **** you. Total, real, cutting-to-the-core, **** you.
Cornelia: **** you. Don't talk to me like that.
Josh: I'm saying "**** you" the way Jamie and Darby say it, where it's not a real "**** you," it's a semi-playful "**** you."
Cornelia: We're not Jamie and Darby. We don't talk to each other that way. If you say "**** you" to me, it feels like a real "**** you."
Josh: It is real.
Cornelia: **** you. And not semi-playfully either.
Josh: **** you. Total, real, cutting-to-the-core, **** you.
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Tim: Why is it that when one person picks up their phone, everybody else has to?
Cornelia: I just have a quick thing...
Tim: Each of us is so certain that we've got the most important thing to do right now.
Cornelia: [still using her phone] I know, it's so rude.
Cornelia: I just have a quick thing...
Tim: Each of us is so certain that we've got the most important thing to do right now.
Cornelia: [still using her phone] I know, it's so rude.
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He's not evil. He's just young.
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I've learned along the way you can discover more by allowing yourself to be surprised by what you encounter.
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It's like their apartment is full of everything we once threw out, but it looks so good the way they have it.
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It's like... he once saw a sincere person and he's been imitating him ever since.