Judge Doom quotes
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Is this man removing evidence from a scene of a crime?
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No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool!
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I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant, and I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.
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No toon can resist the old "shave and a haircut" trick.
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{to the weasels] If you don't stop that laughing, you're gonna end up dead, just like your idiot hyena cousins!
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We'll see to him later, but right now I feel like dispensing some justice. Bring me some dip.
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[while putting on a large black rubber glove] Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction my goal has been to rein in the insanity, and the only way to do that is to make Toons respect--[lets the glove snap back onto his arm]--the law.
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Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I TALKED JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAT!!