Lord Summerisle quotes

View Quote I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth.

View Quote Do sit down, Sergeant. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent.

View Quote Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. A small child is even better, but not nearly as effective as the right kind of adult.