Sailor Ripley quotes
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Rockin' good news.
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Man, I had a boner with a capital "O".
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I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life.
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She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."Take a bite of Peach."
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Stab it and steer.
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[to Lula] The way your head works is God's own private mystery.
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[to Lula] Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We got some dancin' to do.