Others quotes

View Quote Marietta Fortune: Buffalo hunting? I've gone buffalo huntin'? What the **** does that mean? Buffalo huntin'!

View Quote Cousin Dell: I'm making my lunch!

View Quote OO Spool: My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from "The Wizard of Oz." But I warn you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!

View Quote Lula: That Johnnie is one clever detective. You know how clever?
Sailor: How clever?
Lula: He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington.

View Quote Sailor: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
Lula: About fifty thousand times.

View Quote Guy at Nightclub: You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.
Sailor: This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.
Guy at Nightclub: Asshole.
Sailor: C'mere.

View Quote Marietta Fortune: [stumbling into men's room with a martini] Oh Sailor boy, sailor boy-eee! How would you like to **** Lula's momma? 'Cause Lula's momma would like to **** you.
Sailor: Uh, no ma'am, I sure don't.

View Quote Bob Ray Lemon: Marietta tells me you been tryin to **** her in the toilet for the past ten minutes... How 'bout that, tryin to **** your girl's mama... Tell me, what's that little **** Lula think about that?
Sailor: Uh-oh.

View Quote Lula: One of these days the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like a giant electrical x-ray.
Sailor: I wouldn't worry about that, Peanut. By then people'll prob'ly be drivin Buicks to the moon.

View Quote Bobby Peru: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?
Lula: Uh... yeah, I guess.
Bobby Peru: I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

View Quote Lula: When'd you start smoking, Sail?
Sailor: I guess I started smoking when I was about... four. My momma was already dead then from lung cancer.

View Quote Bobby Peru: Say cheese!
[Shoots bank employee]
Sailor: Cool it man!
Bobby Peru: You're next... ****er!
[Sailor's gun doesn't fire]
Bobby Peru: Those are... dummies... dummy!

View Quote Sailor: [about Lula's Cousin Dell] Too bad he couldn't visit that old Wizard of Oz, and get some good advice.
Lula: Too bad we all can't baby.